A Review of Lazy Witchcraft For Crazy, Sh*tty Days by Andrea Samayoa
In Lazy Witchcraft For Crazy, Shitty Days: Easy Spells and Rituals For When You’re Stressed Out, Wiped Out, Or Just Have No More Spoons to Give, Andrea Samayoa offers a refreshingly accessible guide to witchcraft, specifically designed for those grappling with exhaustion, burnout, or executive dysfunction.
Drawing on her personal experience as the creator of Moon Street Kits and her own challenges with low energy, Samayoa utilizes a “spoon rating” system, ranging from 0 to 10 spoons, to help readers gauge how much energy each spell requires. None of the spells in this collection exceed a five-spoon rating, ensuring they remain within reach even on the most draining of days.
While the book succeeds in providing straightforward and beginner-friendly rituals, branding them as “lazy” spells feels more like a marketing choice than a reflection of the content. These spells are foundational, rather than inherently lazy, and will likely resonate with novice practitioners or those seeking simplicity in their craft.
The correspondences Samayoa provides are generally helpful, though there are a few I disagree with, particularly in her alignment of tarot cards with zodiac signs. However, the author is upfront about the personalized nature of her practice, acknowledging that witchcraft is far from a monolith. This openness invites readers to adapt the material to their own preferences, which adds a layer of flexibility to the text.
One point of contention for me was the frequent use of casual, often crude language throughout the book. The author cusses a lot, including repeated use of words like “fucking,” “bitch,” and “baby.” However, this is true to her brand voice. Cussing is a deliberate choice (there’s a cuss word in the title, so no surprise there) that aligns with her casual, low-pressure approach to witchcraft. This, of course, is a matter of personal taste. It means I am not the target audience for the book and that’s okay. The cussing doesn’t detract from the quality or effectiveness of the spells or rituals. Readers who appreciate a casual tone may find it endearing.
Overall, Lazy Witchcraft is a valuable resource for those who want to engage with witchcraft in a low-effort, low-energy way, particularly for beginners or individuals dealing with chronic fatigue or mental health challenges. Samayoa’s contribution to the genre is approachable and inclusive, though the tone may not be for everyone.
Sidenote: The author is Latina and I will always celebrate the success of a fellow Latina witch. Congrats to Samayoa on her publication.
Thank you to Net Galley for access to this book in exchange for an honest review.
Publication Date: October 15, 2024
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